(10 customer reviews)

$6.99

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Fobbit Food

Is your idea of war sitting in a comfortable, air-conditioned bunker that is fully wired for high-speed internet? Do you spend your days posting the “dankest” of memes and watching cat videos, because the monotony of deployment has you regretting your choices in life? Then you’ve come to the right place! Bophades Fobbit Food is a savory sack of succulent almonds that are roasted to perfection by our “Nut Artisans” and lightly salted to bring out their unique flavor. They’re a healthy snack that will keep you poised to attack the deepest parts of the internet with zeal. These nuts may be small, but you’ll walk away satisfied.

  • Artisan roasted and lightly salted to enhance their natural flavor
  • For maximum freshness, refrigerate after opening.
  • Store in a cool, dry location
Weight

7 oz. (198.4 g)

Ingredients

Almonds, Vegetable Oil (Coconut and/or Peanut Oil), Salt.
No preservatives.

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4.7 out of 5 stars

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  1. mkauffman126 (verified owner)

    Simply amazing. I have been awaiting the launch of these nuts for months now, and like they say, good things come to those who wait. Nevermind the fact that I was waiting in the comfort of my air-conditioned office, the point is I waited.

    About the nuts themselves though, far beyond expectations. I’m not some prissy, snooty, golf playing executive, I’m just a simple man. I don’t need flashy brands or flavors. I just want good, tasty nuts that I don’t have have to sell a child to get. (I mean it has to go well with Colorado Kool-Aid too but everyone knows that…)

    Grab a hold of a sack of these nuts. You won’t leave disappointed, I promise you that

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    • Justin

      mkauffman126,

      We are glad to know you weren’t disappointed!

      And yes, good things always come to those who wait. If you like these ones, I’d suggest giving our 5-Star Nut Mix a try. It’s a traditionally roasted nut sack, and bursting with flavor.

      -Justin

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  2. Loretta (verified owner)

    These are a favorite of my husband.

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  3. Noah Z. (verified owner)

    These are some damn good nuts. Before opening them, I checked out the ingredients. I recently started the high fat/low carb diet and can’t have certain things because of the higher carb content. When I saw that the ingredients were chemical/preservative free, I was like, “hell yeah!” Then, I opened them up and popped those nuts in my mouth. It was like a mouthgasm. The simple, salty flavor was just right and not overdone like the big brand does. Great for people who are trying to eat right. Thanks for the awesome product. The name does it justice.

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  4. Jessica Paulson (verified owner)

    I really enjoyed eating Bophades Tasty Nuts.

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  5. Stephanie (verified owner)

    Simple deliciousness!

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  6. Arthur S (verified owner)

    If you like nuts, you should taste Bophades nuts.

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  7. Anthony (verified owner)

    Excellent snacking almonds. Prefer a tad more salt.

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  8. David P. (verified owner)

    Great nuts

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  9. CLAY W. (verified owner)

    I love the taste of your nuts in my mouth.

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  10. Matthew Tobar (verified owner)

    Tasty, but I think it may need some more salt

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